Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Answer for "Will you marry me?"

A spectator asks Steffi, while she was getting ready to serve ... "Steffi, will you marry me?"

And the answer !!!



And What an answer!!!!!!!!!

I found this from OuchMyToe
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Funny ...

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
-Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
-Steve Martin

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
-Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
-George Burns

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
-Jack Nicholson

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
-Robin Williams
 

Stolen from here
 
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Saturday, March 24, 2007

whining ..

That's what you do if you stay at office till late night very late night.

AND that is what is coming up in the next couple of paragraphs. Don't tell me later that I haven't warned you.

Irresponsibility: that is what makes me feel sick. These stupid incompetent people around you make YOU feel stupid. I mean, it's not 9-6 job anymore. You gotta make sure things will happen properly. That is your responsibilty. if you cannot understand it, leave the freaking job. Heck

And I, feel so stupid. I should be playing around with if, for, while, struct, union, class, objects...
What the hell I am doing???

You know, I feel so scared to explore new things, this fear of failure, that is what keeps me here, doing nothing.

I should change.

But I am so content thinking about the change, rather than bringing the change

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Gossips ...

Don't you love those "Don't_Tell_Anybody_I_Am_Telling_Only_To_You" stuff ...?
 
I adore them !!!
 
That too when everybody knows it and everybody pretend that they don't at all  :-)
 
 
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Monday, March 19, 2007

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Well, whatever ..

Read this piece somewhere ... don't remember exactly from where:
 

One of the major problems with life is that people have to live it. We are all traveling in a boat in the river called time. We are taught by our parents to build a boat. Then we travel to places, meet other people who are traveling in the same river. Sometimes we make friends with them and most of the times, we just mind our own business and row our boat. We all get tired at some point of time rowing all alone and then we decide we wanted some help. We wanted motivation to go ahead in life…

That is a funny word, motivation… We all need motivation to live… :) Like the journey of life itself is not motivating enough. We all forget the bigger picture so easily… We all are here for a reason we all loose the reason in the reasons that the world pours on us from the birth. Reasons why boy's should not cry, why girls should not climb trees, why we should not play, why we should learn, why we should marry someone our parents picks for us and so on… From birth to death, one listens to nothing but reasons of the world.

Time is a never ending river. I started at one point in life and I reached here. I will be going some place else and then one day I'd leave this world. I at times get upset cause I feel I never achieved anything in life. I am not using my life correctly. Deep inside if you ask yourself, your heart may also say the same thing…

Gift...

Since Blogger is blocked in my PC, I won't be able to blog.
 
Actually, you can gift me a broadband internet connection, then I can resume my blogging :-)
 
Oh, one more problem. You might need to gift me a laptop as well. My PC back home is FUBAR  {Wiki} . So, go ahead, buy one nice laptop for me :-)
 
 
Thank you  :P

Friday, March 09, 2007

Whaterver ...

"When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares." ~ Henri Nouwen [Wiki]

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

He He

I saw this quote in Imdb.com :
 
Man is born crying. When he has cried enough, he dies.
 
made me laugh :-)

i know ...

One day I would regret that ..
i did not count the stars in the sky on a cloudless night ...

i did not hear the sound of waves of open sea ...

i did not smell the aroma of the mud from the first rain ...

i did not see the sparkle of the dew in the early morning ...

i did not run till i drop on my knees, gasping for breath ...

i did not catch cold, after getting drenched in the heavy mansoon rains ...


One day I would regret that ... that i never did what i wanted to ...

One day I would regret that ... that i never told what i wanted to ...

Monday, March 05, 2007